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In order to keep a glutton from eating a very high quality chocolate truffle, just surround the truffle with lots and lots of twinkies. Maybe 1,000 or more twinkies in all directions would be best (the more twinkies the safer the truffle). Any glutton passing by will begin eating the twinkies, gorging and gorging on them until nauseous and fattened beyond mobility — all the while unaware that a very high quality chocolate truffle has been waiting in the center all along.